Katt Williams Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Katt Williams, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 You can lead a ho to water, player, but you can't make 'em think. You dig what I'm sayin'?

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

2 Looks like the wedding's off, bro. -Church!

As Pope Sweet Jesus in Norbit

3 Where your bathroom at, player? I got to piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him.

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

4 It's raining little white women. -My prayers have been answered!

As Pope Sweet Jesus in Norbit

5 I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore, Damon!

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

6 Well, look next time! Use your eyes! They ain't supposed to just be hazel, they supposed to do some damn work around here!

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

7 I was just gonna get drunk and watch The Grinch, so I'll be there.

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

8 Man down! 11-30! Pimp in distress!

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

9 Hey, I want everybody back! There's gonna be ball juice everywhere!

As Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

10 Look like an Escalade in a wedding dress.

As Lord Have Mercy in Norbit