Norbit Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Well, you know, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that... The car is shrinking.

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2 This wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop it.

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3 God bless America.

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4 Might be shrinking. The car is being smaller. -Yeah, you might be right. Been raining a lot lately.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy), Norbit (Eddie Murphy) in Norbit

5 And that makes you the queen of whores!

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6 It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

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7 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

Norbit (Eddie Murphy), Rasputia (Eddie Murphy) in Norbit

8 He's been married four times in the last six years to four different women, and he cheated the women out of $300,000 in divorce settlements.

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9 Why, we even pooped together.

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10 This place has not changed at all. -Oh, yeah. Some of this furniture's even come back in style.

Eddie Murphy in Norbit