John Goodman Movie Quotes & Lines – 70 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Looks like you're out of a job.

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan; James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

2 Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. -Yep. -Sharp rocks at the bottom? -Most likely.

Emperor Kuzco (David Spade), Pacha (John Goodman) in The Emperor's New Groove

3 Let's end this. -Ladies first.

Emperor Kuzco (David Spade), Pacha (John Goodman) in The Emperor's New Groove

4 See that? Ted's walking to work. -Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Michael Mike Wazowski, James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

5 So all of it was a lie? -Well, yeah. No, wait. Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie.

Emperor Kuzco (David Spade), Pacha (John Goodman) in The Emperor's New Groove

6 Uh, it's empty. See? Ah! No monster in here. Well, now there is but I'm not going to scare you. I'm off-duty.

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan; James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

7 For the last time, it was not a kiss.

As Pacha in The Emperor's New Groove

8 The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction.

As Layton T. Montgomery in Bee Movie

9 Hello? Hey. Psst. Anybody scaring in here? Hello? Yo!

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan; James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

10 Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a _ about the rules?

As Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski