John Goodman Movie Quotes & Lines – 70 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 21, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by John Goodman, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Looks like you're out of a job.

As James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

2 See that? Ted's walking to work. -Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Michael Mike Wazowski (John Goodman), James P. Sulley Sullivan (John Goodman) in Monsters, Inc.

3 Let's end this. -Ladies first.

Emperor Kuzco (David Spade), Pacha (John Goodman) in The Emperor's New Groove

4 Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. -Yep. -Sharp rocks at the bottom? -Most likely.

Emperor Kuzco (David Spade), Pacha (John Goodman) in The Emperor's New Groove

5 For the last time, it was not a kiss.

As Pacha in The Emperor's New Groove

6 Uh, it's empty. See? Ah! No monster in here. Well, now there is but I'm not going to scare you. I'm off-duty.

As James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

7 _ it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

As Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski

8 Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now.

As Pacha in The Emperor's New Groove

9 So all of it was a lie? -Well, yeah. No, wait. Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie.

Emperor Kuzco (David Spade), Pacha (John Goodman) in The Emperor's New Groove

10 Hello? Hey. Psst. Anybody scaring in here? Hello? Yo!

As James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

John Goodman Movie Quotes & Lines – 70 Classics (+ Audio)

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