Michael Mike Wazowski Movie Quotes & Lines – 40 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Michael Mike Wazowski, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 See that? Ted's walking to work. -Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Michael Mike Wazowski (John Goodman), James P. Sulley Sullivan (John Goodman) in Monsters, Inc.

2 Yeah, it's, uh... Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

3 He's a paranoid delusional furball.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

4 These are the jokes, kid.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

5 I was on TV! Did you see me? I'm a natural.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

6 You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up? Fine!

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

7 Well somebody's certainly been a busy bee.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

8 You like cars, huh? 'Cause I got a really nice car. If you let me go, I'll give you... a ride in the car.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

9 You're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.

10 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.

Billy Crystal in Monsters, Inc.