99 Quotes by Billy Crystal (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: January 7, 2020

Find and rate the best quotes by Billy Crystal, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 See that? Ted's walking to work. -Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

As Michael "Mike" Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

2 Yeah, it's, uh... Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.

As Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

3 I was on TV! Did you see me? I'm a natural.

As Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

4 Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

As Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

5 These are the jokes, kid.

As Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

6 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

As Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

7 Well somebody's certainly been a busy bee.

As Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

8 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.

As Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

9 You're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

As Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

10 Oh, that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

As Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

99 Quotes by Billy Crystal (Sound Clips)

1 See that? Ted's walking to work. -Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

2 Yeah, it's, uh... Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.

3 I was on TV! Did you see me? I'm a natural.

4 Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

5 These are the jokes, kid.

6 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

7 Well somebody's certainly been a busy bee.

8 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.

9 You're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

10 Oh, that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

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