10 Quotes by Miracle Max (+ Sound Clips)

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1 Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

2 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

3 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

4 Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

5 And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

6 Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

7 You are the brute squad.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

8 Sheesh! I never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

9 Get back, witch!

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

10 Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name!

Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (1987)

10 Quotes by Miracle Max (+ Sound Clips)

1 Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

2 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

3 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.

4 Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

5 And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

6 Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

7 You are the brute squad.

8 Sheesh! I never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.

9 Get back, witch!

10 Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name!

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