Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

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12 seconds sound clip from the The Princess Bride (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:13:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(grunts, sighs)

- Hey! Hello in there! Hey!

- What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?

- True love.

- True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.

- Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

(smacking lips) They're so perky. I love that.

- But that's not what he said. He distinctly said, To blave. And as we all know, to blave means to bluff. Huh? So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...

- Liar! Liar! Liar!

- Get back, witch!

[...]

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