154 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: May 21, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Fish are friends, not food.

Barry Humphries as Bruce; Eric Bana as Anchor; Bruce Spence as Chum in Finding Nemo

2 You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

James Woods as Hades in Hercules

3 Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?

4 You're a 3 decker sauerkraut and toad stool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

Quote from How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

5 Turkey, lobster sweet potato pie, pancakes piled up 'til they reach the sky.

Quote from Fun and Fancy Free

6 Pudding? With... With custard? -What do you think we are, barbarians? Of course with custard.

Jerry Orbach as Lumière; David Ogden Stiers as Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

7 Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

Robin Williams as Genie; The Genie Of The Lamp in Aladdin (1992)

8 A pizza stuffed inside a Turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.

Bruce Campbell as Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

9 And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes. Oh! I know I do.

Bruce Campbell as Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

10 What's this? A piece of toast? A pretzel stick? Popcorn? What blockhead cooked all this?

Christopher DeFaria as Peppermint Patty in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)