125 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Yes. Now I see. If being late means being me, then that's what I shall be, so long as it doesn't mean being late for breakfast.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

22 Hey, wait a minute. This isn't Indian food. -Dog food. Scooby food. -Scooby food? -Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! -It is dog food.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers; Don Messick as Scooby Doo in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

23 Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

24 A pizza stuffed inside a Turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.

Bruce Campbell as Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

25 Pizza the Hutt!

26 So that's how you want to play it, old man? No dessert?

Lewis Black as Anger in Inside Out

27 Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

28 I don't like food. I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow.

Peter O'Toole as Anton Ego in Ratatouille

29 You're a 3 decker sauerkraut and toad stool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

Boris Karloff as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

30 Oh, but no anchovies. And I mean no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?

Judith Hoag as April O'Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)