Peter Sellers: 237 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Peter Sellers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

2 Hello, this is Chief Inspector Clouseau. There is a beautiful woman in my bed, and a dead man in my bath.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

3 How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that. -It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

4 You mean you doubted our obvious insincerity?

As Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show

5 Look, I've got Africa all over my hand now.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

6 Psst. How long have you been a bellboy? -Oh. Too long, monsieur. -Keep up this good work and very soon I will see to it that you become a bellman.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

7 What is your code name? -Code name, huh? Code name? I don't have a code name. I never had a code name, lunatic!

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

8 That is absolutely the ugliest nose I have ever seen in my life. It is so revolting. It is a masterpiece. -It is also Martha's own nose.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

9 It is a large beump. You could receive a concussion from such a beump.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

10 Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, all right? All right.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove