Herbert Lom Movie Quotes & Lines – 74 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

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1 How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that. -It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

2 And ask my psychiatrist if he can see me, 5 days a week, twice a day.

As Charles Dreyfus in Curse of the Pink Panther

3 What is your code name? -Code name, huh? Code name? I don't have a code name. I never had a code name, lunatic!

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

4 Someone... I was hit on the head. -Yes, you have received a beump upon the head. -Beump? -What? -You said beump. -Yes, I know that.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

5 Always a leader, onwards and upwards to the top, hmm? -It is my karma. - What? -My destiny. -Oh, yes.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

6 There should be no crater. -No crater? But I want a crater. I want wreckage, twisted metal. Something the world will not forget.

As Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

7 I have done everything you asked. -You've done everything I've asked so far, but I have not asked everything.

As Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

8 Shall I tell him? -Don't bother. He would just say I know that.

As Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

9 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

10 Listen now, one more word. Would you do me the favour of leaving us backwards? Because if you turn your back on me, I couldn't resist the temptation to kick your behind.

As Castel Benac in Mr. Topaze (1961)

Herbert Lom Movie Quotes & Lines – 74 Classics (+ Audio)

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