Barry Humphries Movie Quotes & Lines – 15 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Here's Brucie!

As Bruce in Finding Nemo

2 I never knew my father.

As Bruce in Finding Nemo

3 Fish are friends, not food.

Bruce (Barry Humphries), Anchor (Eric Bana), Chum (Bruce Spence) in Finding Nemo

4 I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.

Bruce (Barry Humphries), Anchor (Eric Bana), Chum (Bruce Spence) in Finding Nemo

5 Now, there is a father looking for his little boy.

As Bruce in Finding Nemo

6 It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honour, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

As Bruce in Finding Nemo

7 Oh, It's about time, mate. -We've already gone through the snacks and I'm still starving. -We almost had to have a feeding frenzy.

Bruce (Barry Humphries), Anchor (Eric Bana) in Finding Nemo

8 It's all right. I understand. Why trust a shark, right?

As Bruce in Finding Nemo

9 A clownfish? Really? -Go on. Tell us a joke. -Ooh! I love jokes.

Bruce (Barry Humphries), Chum (Bruce Spence) in Finding Nemo

10 I'm having fish tonight.

As Bruce in Finding Nemo