Wallace Shawn Movie Quotes & Lines – 38 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Discover Wallace Shawn's iconic movie quotes. From 'The Princess Bride' to 'Clueless' and 'Toy Story', experience his best lines with short sound clips, downloadable in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out! He's got an ion blaster!

As Rex in Toy Story 2

2 But I don't wanna use my head!

As Rex in Toy Story 2

3 It's the chicken man!

As Rex in Toy Story 2

4 Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.

As Rex in Toy Story 2

5 How are we gonna get up there? -Maybe if we find some balloons, we could float to the top.

Slinky Dog (Jim Varney), Rex From Toy Story (Wallace Shawn) in Toy Story 2

6 You mean that happy child? -That ain't no happy child. He tortures toys, just for fun!

Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen), Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles), Rex From Toy Story (Tim Allen) in Toy Story (1995)

7 Am I going mad, or did the word think escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

As Vizzini in The Princess Bride (1987)

8 Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? -Yes. -Morons.

As Vizzini in The Princess Bride (1987)

9 You know, they make it so you can't defeat Zurg unless you buy this book. It's extortion. That's what it is.

As Rex in Toy Story 2

10 But I don't wanna use my head! Ow!

As Rex in Toy Story 2