Jake Gyllenhaal: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jake Gyllenhaal, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

2 She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

3 Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book? Because I got to tell you, if you are, that was some of the worst advice I ever heard.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

4 That's some good _, huh? -It's a _ing cigarette.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

5 They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They want to change things.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

6 So, we're not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows? -Yes.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

7 I made a new friend. -Real or imaginary? -Imaginary.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

8 He has emotional problems. -Oh, I have those, too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?

Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal), Gretchen Ross (Jena Malone) in Donnie Darko

9 What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something. -What makes you think I'm not?

Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal), Gretchen Ross (Jena Malone) in Donnie Darko

10 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko