40 Quotes by Jake Gyllenhaal (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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21 I mean, I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

22 And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

23 I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit who never even feared death to begin with.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

24 How's it feel to have a wacko for a son? -It feels wonderful.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

25 I have the power to build a time machine.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

26 I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

27 The search for God is absurd? -It is if everyone dies alone.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

28 But I'm over all of that. I'm painting and stuff. Writing. I want to be a writer. Or maybe a painter, I don't know, maybe both. I'll write a book and draw the pictures. Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

29 That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a _?

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

30 I'll send the monsters back to the underground. I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them except for me... 'cause I am Donnie Darko.

As Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

40 Quotes by Jake Gyllenhaal (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

21 I mean, I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny.

22 And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die.

23 I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit who never even feared death to begin with.

24 How's it feel to have a wacko for a son? -It feels wonderful.

25 I have the power to build a time machine.

26 I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to.

27 The search for God is absurd? -It is if everyone dies alone.

28 But I'm over all of that. I'm painting and stuff. Writing. I want to be a writer. Or maybe a painter, I don't know, maybe both. I'll write a book and draw the pictures. Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things.

29 That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a _?

30 I'll send the monsters back to the underground. I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them except for me... 'cause I am Donnie Darko.

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