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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

How about you, sir? Step right up.

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2 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:31:43.835 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Enclosed is $4.75 for my loving family. P.S. Is Grandma still farting'?

- For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

- The most exciting thing on the midway.

- Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional.

- You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser.

- How about you, sir? Step right up.

- Hey, honey, let's see how good this guy is.

- What would I win?

- Anything in this general area, right in here, below the stereo, and on this side of the bicentennial glasses, between the ashtrays and the thimble, in these 3 inches, in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.

- No, sir. Come on, honey. He thought he had himself a rube.

- Frosty, I am just no good at this.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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