The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control. And that's all I need! And these matches. The ashtray and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

15 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:25:57.416 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- There's plenty of places I can go, where people believe in me.

- Well, go! The sooner you're out of my life, the sooner I can go back to being the girl in this little flowered dress that you sang the thermos song to.

- Well, I'm gonna go, then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff!

- And I don't need you! I don't need anything! Except this. This ashtray. The only thing I need is this!

- I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray! And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game. And that's all I need! And this remote control.

- The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control. And that's all I need! And these matches. The ashtray and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

- This lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control, and the lamp. And that's all I need.

- And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing! Not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control and the matches, for sure!

- What are you looking at? What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?

- And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

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