And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

14 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:27:01.249 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray! And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game. And that's all I need! And this remote control.

- The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control. And that's all I need! And these matches. The ashtray and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

- This lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control, and the lamp. And that's all I need.

- And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing! Not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control and the matches, for sure!

- What are you looking at? What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?

- And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

- And I don't need one other thing. Except my dog... Well, I don't need my dog.

- So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've probably heard before. But I never thought it would happen to me.

- Hey! Any of you bums ever heard of Navin R. Johnson?

- I've heard of him.

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