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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

- I will need two pieces of identification.
- Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

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13 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:45.102 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yes, I have a cashier's check, and I'd like to cash it.

- How much is it for?

- 250 big ones. 250 dollarinies. That's 250 doughnuts.

- You wanna cash this?

- Well, I could take 50 of the doughnuts, and deposit the other 200 beauties.

- Have a seat, Mr., uh... Johnson.

- I will need two pieces of identification.

- Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

- I didn't pass that, though. I failed everything but the 'Date of Birth.'

- I didn't get the job.

- Everything's in order. If you'll just endorse this, right there.

- I need a pen.

- Pen. Okay.

- Right here.

- Thank you.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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