196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 That sounded like Tarzan. He sounded like he was in trouble.

Wayne Knight as Tantor in Tarzan (1999)

2 My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

4 What you doing? This supposed to be a children's show. This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

5 Well, you know, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that... The car is shrinking.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

6 This is America. We have free speech. You can say cat here. Cat, cat, cat! And double cat!

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail

7 Well, it's not just me. There's the gargoyles and, of course, the bells.

Tom Hulce as Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

8 Accent's a little, kind of muddled there. -Really? Well, so is your tan.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

9 Teacher was poisoned by these biscuits.

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

10 I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.

Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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