200 Funny Quotes from Movies with AudioUpdated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Oh, my, we've fallen into a deep, dark pit. -So? -Don't you remember, Papa dear? You're allergic to deep, dark pits. -Oh, yeah. Achoo! Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 2 My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 3 Well, it's not just me. There's the gargoyles and, of course, the bells. Tom Hulce as Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame 4 What you doing? This supposed to be a children's show. This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in. Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit 5 This is America. We have free speech. You can say cat here. Cat, cat, cat! And double cat! Quote from An American Tail 6 Well, you know, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that... The car is shrinking. Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit 7 He wounded me and pushed me over a cliff. And then he took over my wife. Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978) 8 Would y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequencies. Zelda Rubinstein as Tangina Barrons in Poltergeist (1982) 9 Where is your nest, Taylor? Where are your women? Quote from Planet of the Apes (1968) 10 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife. Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 ► >>