196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Where is your nest, Taylor? Where are your women?

Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes (1968)

12 You have been a good boy. Have a lollipop.

Scott Adsit as Baymax in Big Hero 6

13 Diagnosis: puberty.

Scott Adsit as Baymax in Big Hero 6

14 He wounded me and pushed me over a cliff. And then he took over my wife.

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

15 Would y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequencies.

Zelda Rubinstein as Tangina Barrons in Poltergeist (1982)

16 Master! Master! You promised me eternal life, but you give it to the pretty woman!

Tom Waits as Renfield in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

17 You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand?

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

18 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

19 I am job.

Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

20 Oh, as I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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