197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 You have been a good boy. Have a lollipop.

Scott Adsit as Baymax in Big Hero 6

12 Diagnosis: puberty.

Scott Adsit as Baymax in Big Hero 6

13 He wounded me and pushed me over a cliff. And then he took over my wife.

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

14 Would y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequencies.

Zelda Rubinstein as Tangina Barrons in Poltergeist (1982)

15 Master! Master! You promised me eternal life, but you give it to the pretty woman!

Tom Waits as Renfield in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

16 You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand?

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

17 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

18 I am job.

Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

19 Oh, as I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

20 It was a drink that killed him. -How awful. He was an alcoholic? -No. He was hit by a Guinness truck. So, it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire