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200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

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11 Where is your nest, Taylor? Where are your women?
Quote from Planet of the Apes (1968)

12 You have been a good boy. Have a lollipop.
Scott Adsit as Baymax in Big Hero 6

13 I am job.
Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

14 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.
Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

15 Would y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequencies.
Zelda Rubinstein as Tangina Barrons in Poltergeist (1982)

16 No! Gimme! It's my woodpile! I saw it first! -That's no woodpile! That's my house! -No, it's firewood!
Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Say, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L-2404?
Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson in Fargo

18 How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?
John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

19 That's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-assed mountain boys.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator (1987)

20 I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life.
Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

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