197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 20

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

191 The highways are filling with panicked people.

Van Williams as The Green Hornet in The Green Hornet (1966)

192 Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

Jack Black as Nacho Libre in Nacho Libre

193 I'm at Junior's bachelor party and I'm the only girl here and I really don't want to dance.

LisaRaye McCoy as Diana "Diamond" Armstrong in The Players Club (1998)

194 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

195 First, don't _ with me! I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee!

Peter Weller as Alex Murphy RoboCop in RoboCop (1987)

196 I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

197 It's pretty funny, hoo-ah? -Hoo-ah.

Jason Isaacs as Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down