197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 20

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

191 I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid.

Dennis Haysbert as Cerrano in Major League (1989)

192 Take evasive action!

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

193 The highways are filling with panicked people.

Van Williams as The Green Hornet in The Green Hornet (1966)

194 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

195 First, don't _ with me! I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee!

Peter Weller as Alex Murphy RoboCop in RoboCop (1987)

196 I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

197 It's pretty funny, hoo-ah? -Hoo-ah.

Jason Isaacs as Captain Steele in Black Hawk Down