197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

171 You are too close to the truth to be truly funny, sir. But I like your sense of humor.

Jan-Michael Vincent as Stringfellow Hawke in Airwolf (1984)

172 Ah, it's only been six months since you became a monk and already you're bored with it?

Sho Kosugi as Cho Osaki in Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

173 Happy husband hunting, dearie. Did you take something with you to conk him on the head with? -Yes!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

174 I've been eating well, though. The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies. All I have to do is give them a pint of blood. I ate there all week, 3 times a day. I decided to quit when I cut myself shaving and nothing came out but air.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

175 I don't think it's the road that's rough. I think it's your face.

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

176 We're Buddhist monks. We're not allowed to kill. -I'm not interested in all that crap.

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

177 You hear something? -Like what? -Like tiny screaming. -Turn off the radio.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

178 I want to hear their song. -You are mad, Ulysses. Put this in your ears quick. Put this in your ears.

Kirk Douglas as Ulysses in Ulysses (1954)

179 If you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding... There's my bus. So long, kid.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

180 Funny? I detect no source of amusement.

William Daniels as Kitt in Knight Rider (1982)