192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 18

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

171 I don't think it's the road that's rough. I think it's your face.

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

172 We're Buddhist monks. We're not allowed to kill. -I'm not interested in all that crap.

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

173 You hear something? -Like what? -Like tiny screaming. -Turn off the radio.

Quote from Bee Movie

174 Oh! That bee is living my life!

Patrick Warburton as Ken in Bee Movie

175 I want to hear their song. -You are mad, Ulysses. Put this in your ears quick. Put this in your ears.

Kirk Douglas as Ulysses in Ulysses (1954)

176 If you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding... There's my bus. So long, kid.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

177 Beat me. Hit me. Beat me till your arms ache. You know I'll only come crawling back for more!

Quote from The Seven Year Itch (1952)

178 Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

Jack Black as Nacho Libre in Nacho Libre

179 Fella, you have never lived until you've been chased around the palm tree by that guy's wife.

Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954)

180 But mankind won't be destroyed. The fact that you and I are working here today... is evidence of that.

Quote from The Last Man on Earth (1964)