200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 18Updated yesterdayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 171 If you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding... There's my bus. So long, kid. Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) 172 Funny? I detect no source of amusement. William Daniels as KITT in Knight Rider (1982) 173 Where has the brain and spinal cord gone? -I'm a doctor, Colonel, not a detective. Quote from Fiend Without a Face (1958) 174 Teacher was poisoned by these biscuits. Quote from Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection) 175 I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence. Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove 176 Master! Master! You promised me eternal life, but you give it to the pretty woman! Tom Waits as Renfield in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) 177 It was a drink that killed him. -How awful. He was an alcoholic? -No. He was hit by a Guinness truck. So, it was quite literally the drink that killed him. Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire 178 Beat me. Hit me. Beat me till your arms ache. You know I'll only come crawling back for more! Quote from The Seven Year Itch (1952) 179 Fella, you have never lived until you've been chased around the palm tree by that guy's wife. Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954) 180 But mankind won't be destroyed. The fact that you and I are working here today... is evidence of that. Quote from The Last Man on Earth (1964) Page 18 of 20 << ◄ 17 18 19 ► >>