200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 17Updated yesterdayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 161 Would you like some chicken soup? -No, thank you. I think a Bat-pill will do. It's not that serious. Adam West as Batman; Lesley Gore in Batman (1966) 162 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber 163 You are too close to the truth to be truly funny, sir. But I like your sense of humor. Quote from Airwolf (1984) 164 Ah, it's only been six months since you became a monk and already you're bored with it? Quote from Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981) 165 Happy husband hunting, dearie. Did you take something with you to conk him on the head with? -Yes! Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts 166 I've been eating well, though. The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies. All I have to do is give them a pint of blood. I ate there all week, 3 times a day. I decided to quit when I cut myself shaving and nothing came out but air. Quote from The Jerk 167 I don't think it's the road that's rough. I think it's your face. Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 168 We're Buddhist monks. We're not allowed to kill. -I'm not interested in all that crap. Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 169 You hear something? -Like what? -Like tiny screaming. -Turn off the radio. Quote from Bee Movie 170 I want to hear their song. -You are mad, Ulysses. Put this in your ears quick. Put this in your ears. Kirk Douglas as Ulysses in Ulysses (1954) Page 17 of 20 << ◄ 16 17 18 ► >>