197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 You cool it. We're working for Mr. Lu, and I'm his top man in the new kung fu association!

Quote from Savage Killers

162 Now, maybe I can interest you in one of our seven-year courses in Magyar folk dances?

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

163 Harry, I saw a satellite tonight.

Allison Hayes as Nancy Fowler Archer in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

164 Hey, you, come back here with my fleas!

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

165 This same model has a glass bottom, so that when you hit a pedestrian, you can look down and see if he was a friend of yours.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

166 It is not necessary for you to speak. Your thought response will suffice.

Arthur Franz as Commander "Reef" Holloway in The Atomic Submarine

167 Was 1 a good year?

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

168 God, if your mother was alive, she'd... she'd turn over in her grave!

Anthony Quinn as Lou Carbone in Jungle Fever

169 Would you like some chicken soup? -No, thank you. I think a Bat-pill will do. It's not that serious.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

170 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber