192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 17

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 This same model has a glass bottom, so that when you hit a pedestrian, you can look down and see if he was a friend of yours.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

162 It is not necessary for you to speak. Your thought response will suffice.

Quote from The Atomic Submarine

163 Was 1 a good year?

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

164 God, if your mother was alive, she'd... she'd turn over in her grave!

Anthony Quinn as Lou Carbone in Jungle Fever

165 Would you like some chicken soup? -No, thank you. I think a Bat-pill will do. It's not that serious.

Quote from Batman (1966)

166 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

167 You are too close to the truth to be truly funny, sir. But I like your sense of humor.

Quote from Airwolf (1984)

168 Ah, it's only been six months since you became a monk and already you're bored with it?

Quote from Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

169 Happy husband hunting, dearie. Did you take something with you to conk him on the head with? -Yes!

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

170 I've been eating well, though. The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies. All I have to do is give them a pint of blood. I ate there all week, 3 times a day. I decided to quit when I cut myself shaving and nothing came out but air.

Quote from The Jerk