Jeff Daniels: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 How was your day? -Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.

2 There's been some family problems, but I don't want to bore you with those. -Thanks.

3 His head fell off. -His head fell off? -Yeah, he was pretty old.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

4 Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that, you know?

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

5 Skis, huh? -That's right. -Great. -They yours? -Uh-huh. -Both of 'em? -Yeah. -Cool.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

6 You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself! -Ha ha!

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

7 What's in it? -Man, I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. -Is it locked? -Yeah, really well.

8 Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

9 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

10 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber