Lloyd Christmas: 44 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Lloyd Christmas, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Austria! Ha ha! Well, then... G'day, mate.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

2 Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? -How'd you guess? -I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

3 What are my chances? -Not good. -You mean not good, like one out of 100? -I'd say more like one out of a million.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber

4 Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

5 How was your day? -Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

6 We landed on the moon!

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

7 She is the love of my life! The blood in my veins! We belong together till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide! Or until I get sick of her and need to move on.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

8 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

9 We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off!

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

10 Sir, you can't go in there! -It's okay! I'm a limo driver!

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber