- What are my chances?
- Not good.
- You mean not good, like one out of 100?
- I'd say more like one out of a million.
— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
18 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:38:12.770 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I want to ask you a question straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me an honest answer.
- What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
- Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't...
- Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight!
- I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just... the least you can do is level with me.
- You mean not good, like one out of 100?
- I'd say more like one out of a million.
- So you're telling me there's a chance! Yeah! I read you.
- Hi. We have plenty of towels. Thanks.
- Nicholas! What are you doing here?
- I've been looking for you, Mary. I have some news about your husband.
[...]