Lauren Holly: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 There's been some family problems, but I don't want to bore you with those. -Thanks.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

2 Who are these sick people?

As Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

3 What are my chances? -Not good. -You mean not good, like one out of 100? -I'd say more like one out of a million.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber

4 So where're you headed? -Aspen. -Mmm... California. Beautiful.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber

5 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? -Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber

6 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

7 Nice set of hooters you got there. -I beg your pardon? -The owls, they're beautiful. -Oh. Yeah.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

8 I've even bred them. -Oh, really? Any unusual breeding? -No. Mostly just doggy-style.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

9 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber

10 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber