- Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please?
- Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:55.280 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I beg your pardon?

- That's what we're going to call it... I Got Worms. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms, you know, like ant farms.

- What's the matter? A little tense about the flight?

- Something like that.

- There's really nothing to worry about, Mary.

- Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

- Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please?

- Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

(TIRES SCREECH) (2)

- Okay, gang, you know the rules: no humping, no pushing, no sniffing heinies.

- Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago! Now I hardly have any time to primp them.

- Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Neugy-burger.

- Neugeboren!

- Neug-neug-neug...

- Boren!

- Boren.

[...]

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