Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.
— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
12 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:05:42.283 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)
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