Mike Starr: 12 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mike Starr, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You know who I am? In the field of local live home entertainment, I'm a God!

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

2 Hey, you, let me tell you something, you low-life, lying, four-flushing sack of _.

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

3 This thing is a peach. All right. I'll buy that. Now, does somebody want to tell me how it got here? -We attached it to a hundred seagulls.

Paul Terry as James Henry Trotter; Mike Starr as New York City Cop in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

4 Need any dildo jokes? Wham! I'm the guy!

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

5 Who are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

6 'Gas Man'. How the hell do they know that I got gas? -They gotta be pros.

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

7 Guys! Guys! Guys! Fellas, you think we could listen to the radio or something?

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

8 Now, we don't even know who the hell they are. You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

9 It just doesn't seem like you packed much. All I saw was one bag and that briefcase.

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

10 I'm Pooter-The-Clown. Put it there.

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)