Mike Starr Movie Quotes & Lines – 12 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mike Starr, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 You know who I am? In the field of local live home entertainment, I'm a God!

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

2 Hey, you, let me tell you something, you low-life, lying, four-flushing sack of _.

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

3 This thing is a peach. All right. I'll buy that. Now, does somebody want to tell me how it got here? -We attached it to a hundred seagulls.

Paul Terry as James Henry Trotter; Mike Starr as New York City Cop in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

4 Need any dildo jokes? Wham! I'm the guy!

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

5 Who are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)

6 'Gas Man'. How the hell do they know that I got gas? -They gotta be pros.

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

7 Guys! Guys! Guys! Fellas, you think we could listen to the radio or something?

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

8 Now, we don't even know who the hell they are. You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

9 It just doesn't seem like you packed much. All I saw was one bag and that briefcase.

As Joe Mentalino in Dumb and Dumber

10 I'm Pooter-The-Clown. Put it there.

As Pooter The Clown in Uncle Buck (1989)