10 Quotes by Mary Swanson (+ Sound Clips)

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1 I've even bred them. -Oh, really? Any unusual breeding? -No. Mostly just doggy-style.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

2 There's been some family problems, but I don't want to bore you with those. -Thanks.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

3 Who are these sick people?

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

4 What are my chances? -Not good. -You mean not good, like one out of 100? -I'd say more like one out of a million.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

5 So where're you headed? -Aspen. -Mmm... California. Beautiful.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

6 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? -Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

7 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

8 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

9 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

10 Nice set of hooters you got there. -I beg your pardon? -The owls, they're beautiful. -Oh. Yeah.

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber

10 Quotes by Mary Swanson (+ Sound Clips)

1 I've even bred them. -Oh, really? Any unusual breeding? -No. Mostly just doggy-style.

2 There's been some family problems, but I don't want to bore you with those. -Thanks.

3 Who are these sick people?

4 What are my chances? -Not good. -You mean not good, like one out of 100? -I'd say more like one out of a million.

5 So where're you headed? -Aspen. -Mmm... California. Beautiful.

6 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? -Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

7 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

8 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.

9 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

10 Nice set of hooters you got there. -I beg your pardon? -The owls, they're beautiful. -Oh. Yeah.

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