Lloyd Christmas Movie Quotes & Lines – 44 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

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41 I'm ready for a commitment. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

42 Husband? Wait a minute! What was all that one-in-a-million talk?

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

43 There's only one thing that could make this moment any better. -What's that? -If you had a nice set of knockers. -That's two things, Lloyd.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

44 I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. But most of all... I'm sick and tired of having nobody.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber