Lloyd Christmas: 44 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Movie quotes spoken by Lloyd Christmas, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

31 Husband? Wait a minute! What was all that one-in-a-million talk?

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

32 I'm ready for a commitment. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

33 Oh, well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

34 Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right. Well, see you later.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

35 Shut up. -Don't tell me to shut up, woman.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

36 The alarm alone cost me 200. -Hey! Chicks love it.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

37 Oh no, Mary. I couldn't possibly accept that, not after all we've been through.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

38 Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

39 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.

Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber

40 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber