Oh, well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

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8 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:57:41.967 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- We don't have enough money to eat! We don't have enough money to sleep!

- Well, it's not gonna do us any good to sit here whining about it.

- We're in a hole. We're just going to have to dig ourselves out.

- Okay, all right. You're right. You're absolutely right, Lloyd.

- Where're you going?

- Home. I'm walking home.

- Oh, well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!

- Harry! Harry! Harry! Wait up!

- Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.

- Where did you find that?

- Some kid back in town. Traded the van for it straight up.

- I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

[...]

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