I'm ready for a commitment. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:11:52.523 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And God willing, with your help and that of the Society's, these wonderful creatures will flourish once more.

- Thank you again and enjoy your evening.

- Can I have some pistachios, please? And another one of those.

- What are you doing? Would you calm down? I've never seen you so nervous.

- Keep an eye on 'em, Shay. Keep a close eye.

- I'm ready for a commitment. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

- That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

- Yeah.

- Oh my, there she is.

- Wow! You weren't kidding, Lloyd. She's an angel!

- Well, what are you waiting for? Get over there and talk to her.

[...]

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