44 Quotes by Lloyd Christmas (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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21 Uh-oh. -What? What's the matter? -You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter. Spilling the salt is very bad luck.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

22 Quick. Toss some salt over your right shoulder.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

23 So he says, Do you love me? And she says, No, but that's a real nice ski mask.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

24 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

25 Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

26 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

27 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

28 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

29 That's no problem. We can be classy and sophistic... oh, look at the funbags on that hosehound. -I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

30 Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

44 Quotes by Lloyd Christmas (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

21 Uh-oh. -What? What's the matter? -You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter. Spilling the salt is very bad luck.

22 Quick. Toss some salt over your right shoulder.

23 So he says, Do you love me? And she says, No, but that's a real nice ski mask.

24 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

25 Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

26 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.

27 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

28 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.

29 That's no problem. We can be classy and sophistic... oh, look at the funbags on that hosehound. -I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

30 Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

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