44 Quotes by Lloyd Christmas (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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11 She is the love of my life! The blood in my veins! We belong together till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide! Or until I get sick of her and need to move on.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

12 So where're you headed? -Aspen. -Mmm... California. Beautiful.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

13 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? -Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

14 Sir, you can't go in there! -It's okay! I'm a limo driver!

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

15 What's in it? -Man, I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. -Is it locked? -Yeah, really well.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

16 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

17 Hey. I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

18 I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

19 We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off!

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

20 What is the soup du jour? -It's the soup of the day. -Mm-hmm... That sounds good. I'll have that.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

44 Quotes by Lloyd Christmas (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

11 She is the love of my life! The blood in my veins! We belong together till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide! Or until I get sick of her and need to move on.

12 So where're you headed? -Aspen. -Mmm... California. Beautiful.

13 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? -Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

14 Sir, you can't go in there! -It's okay! I'm a limo driver!

15 What's in it? -Man, I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. -Is it locked? -Yeah, really well.

16 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

17 Hey. I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

18 I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

19 We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off!

20 What is the soup du jour? -It's the soup of the day. -Mm-hmm... That sounds good. I'll have that.

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