Jeff Daniels: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 There's two of them. One of them's got a gun. -Did you pay the gas bill?

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

22 Shaving? -Yeah, I was running a little late. I thought this would save some time.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

23 One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. -Really? That's weird. -Yeah. We called it a _.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

24 What if he shot me in the face? -That's a risk we were willing to take.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

25 Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. -I was thinking the same thing.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

26 Are you a bird lover? -Me? Oh, no. Well, I used to have a parakeet, but now my main area of expertise is canines... dogs to the layperson. -Thanks.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

27 According to the map, we've only gone about four inches. You know, I don't think we have enough gas money.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

28 Shut up. -Don't tell me to shut up, woman.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber

29 Well, it was a terrible mistake, sir. Please, believe me. I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.

As Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

30 The alarm alone cost me 200. -Hey! Chicks love it.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber