197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.

Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove

182 Beat me. Hit me. Beat me till your arms ache. You know I'll only come crawling back for more!

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

183 Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

Jack Black as Nacho Libre in Nacho Libre

184 Fella, you have never lived until you've been chased around the palm tree by that guy's wife.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

185 But mankind won't be destroyed. The fact that you and I are working here today... is evidence of that.

Vincent Price as Dr. Robert Morgan in The Last Man on Earth (1964)

186 Hey, you know what they say... Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

187 A baby! How thoughtful. -Oh, yes. Yes, I saw it and thought of you.

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

188 Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

189 I don't want the rent. I want Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Paul Frees as Winterbolt in Rudolph and Frosty: Christmas in July

190 I'm at Junior's bachelor party and I'm the only girl here and I really don't want to dance.

LisaRaye McCoy as Diana "Diamond" Armstrong in The Players Club (1998)