197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

182 I like serving the Lord. Hiking. Play volleyball.

Ana De La Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

183 There is no bathroom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

184 I don't want the rent. I want Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Paul Frees as Winterbolt in Rudolph and Frosty: Christmas in July

185 Oh, no. I must go to the cemetery. It's my birthday.

Keefe as Jerry Manning in The Leopard Man (1943)

186 Your car. What color is it? -Black. -Get out of here. Get away from me with that!

Margo as Gabriella "Clo-Clo" in The Leopard Man (1943)

187 I've been afraid a lot of times in my life, but I didn't know the real meaning of fear until I had kissed Becky.

Kevin McCarthy as Dr. Miles Bennell in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

188 If some man is upsetting you, pitch him out of your life. Music is first. Music is everything.

Claude Rains as Erique Claudin in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

189 I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid.

Dennis Haysbert as Cerrano in Major League (1989)

190 Take evasive action!

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back