200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 19

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181 Hey, you know what they say... Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

182 A baby! How thoughtful. -Oh, yes. Yes, I saw it and thought of you.

Quote from Megamind (2010)

183 Hello! -We're your new neighbors. -Don't be alarmed. We're Negroes.

184 Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

185 I like serving the Lord. Hiking. Play volleyball.

Ana de la Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

186 There is no bathroom!

187 I don't want the rent. I want Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Paul Frees as Winterbolt in Rudolph and Frosty: Christmas in July

188 Oh, no. I must go to the cemetery. It's my birthday.

Quote from The Leopard Man (1943)

189 Your car. What color is it? -Black. -Get out of here. Get away from me with that!

Margo as Gabriella "Clo-Clo" in The Leopard Man (1943)

190 I've been afraid a lot of times in my life, but I didn't know the real meaning of fear until I had kissed Becky.

Kevin McCarthy as Dr. Miles Bennell in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)