Paul Frees: 114 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jun 3, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Paul Frees, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Ooh, I have been bamboozled.

As Burgermeister Meisterburger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

2 Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful, and anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon.

As Burgermeister Meisterburger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

3 No cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who seems to enjoy it.

As The Last Unicorn Cat in The Last Unicorn

4 Oh. Oh, purr, purr. Do that. Yes. That be nice.

As The Last Unicorn Cat in The Last Unicorn

5 Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles? -Because I be what I be.

The Last Unicorn Cat (Paul Frees), Molly Grue (Tammy Grimes) in The Last Unicorn

6 I would tell you what you want to know if I could, mum, but I be a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer, har har.

As The Last Unicorn Cat in The Last Unicorn

7 I hate toys, and toys hate me. Either they are going or I am going. And I am certainly not going.

As Burgermeister Meisterburger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

8 It's a difficult responsibility that you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me.

As Burgermeister Meisterburger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

9 Don't let me see another toy or you will feel my boot.

As Burgermeister Meisterburger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

10 Playing with their toys? Stop, in the name of the law!

As Burgermeister Meisterburger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)