Kitt Movie Quotes & Lines – 27 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

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1 Michael, if she's trick-or-treating, tell her she's a day early.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

2 Are you all right? Your pulse and respiration are racing. -I'm fine. Just a little too much Halloween in here.

Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff), Kitt (William Daniels) in Knight Rider (1982)

3 There's no reason for increased volume. I am scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

4 Of all the irresponsible behavior. To leave me with my keys in the ignition and my doors open?

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

5 You wouldn't, by any chance, be a warlock, would you? -I don't think so. -Pity. It's so difficult to find a good warlock these days. -Have you tried Warlocks Anonymous?

Kitt (William Daniels), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)

6 If you ask me, Michael, she has newts in her belfry. -Let's hope they stay there.

Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff), Kitt (William Daniels) in Knight Rider (1982)

7 What's in the pot? Well? -Michael, you don't want to know.

Kitt (William Daniels), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)

8 I'm the voice of Knight Industry Two Thousand's microprocessor. K.I.T.T. For easy reference. KITT, if you prefer.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

9 If I may suggest, deafness is always a good approach to law enforcement officers.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

10 You are not the proper owners of this vehicle, so either you get out, or I will take the appropriate measures.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)