David Hasselhoff Movie Quotes & Lines – 37 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 12, 2025

David Hasselhoff quotes from Knight Rider and beyond — play short audio clips, download MP3/WAV, and rate your favorites.

1 Are you all right? Your pulse and respiration are racing. -I'm fine. Just a little too much Halloween in here.

Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff), Kitt (William Daniels) in Knight Rider (1982)

2 Pilot? Don't tell me this thing flies. -No. But it thinks.

As Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

3 It thinks? My car thinks? -We like to think of it as our car.

As Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

4 Did you have any trouble here? -You mean like running out of ice? -No, I mean like a gorilla going ape. Maybe even hurting somebody.

As Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

5 You wouldn't, by any chance, be a warlock, would you? -I don't think so. -Pity. It's so difficult to find a good warlock these days. -Have you tried Warlocks Anonymous?

Kitt (William Daniels), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)

6 If you ask me, Michael, she has newts in her belfry. -Let's hope they stay there.

Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff), Kitt (William Daniels) in Knight Rider (1982)

7 Well, what do you know? Looks like we just rented ourselves a gorilla suit. -Oh, good, you found one. You'll make a great King Kong.

As Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

8 Sounds like the place to be. You coming? -Try and stop me.

Bonnie Barstow (Patricia McPherson), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)

9 What's in the pot? Well? -Michael, you don't want to know.

Kitt (William Daniels), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)

10 What's all this? Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.

As Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)