- Pilot? Don't tell me this thing flies.
- No. But it thinks.

Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff)

7 seconds sound clip from Knight Rider - Knight of the Phoenix (S1E1-E2).

You can hear this line at 00:20:23.468 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- Don't just stand there with your mouth open. Get in the car. I'll show you.

- Welcome aboard the Knight 2000.

- Thank you.

- What's all this? Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.

- It is a one-of-a-kind car, Mr. Long. It is the fastest, safest, strongest car in the world.

- It is also completely fuel-efficient and is operated entirely by microprocessors which make it virtually impossible for it to be involved in any kind of mishap or collision. Unless, of course, specifically so ordered by its pilot.

- Pilot? Don't tell me this thing flies.

- No. But it thinks.

- It thinks? My car thinks?

- We like to think of it as our car.

- Now, in order to motivate it forward...

- I recognize the more rudimentary controls, such as the accelerator, Devon. I do know how to drive.

- I would have preferred you to have let me open the door first.

[...]