Kitt Movie Quotes & Lines – 27 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

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11 If it weren't for me, you'd be walking.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

12 If it's of any assurance, your vital signs are still quite good, but you do need immediate medical attention.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

13 If you're going through with this, may I suggest you permit me to activate the turbo boost? -The what? -Never mind. Allow me to demonstrate.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

14 Funny? I detect no source of amusement.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

15 Michael, I have a strange feeling about this. -What are you talkin' about? You don't have feelings. -I know. That's what's strange about it.

Kitt (William Daniels), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)

16 Of course. I wasn't informed due to the all-too-common problem of human error.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

17 Zeno first postulated a question which my twin would certainly be aware of. To wit, what would happen if an irresistible force met an immovable object? -What? -I see what you mean. -Well, so, KITT, what's the answer? -No one knows, Bonnie. No one knows.

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

18 Michael, I cannot allow you to jeopardize your life. I am assuming control. -No, you're not, KITT!

William Daniels in Knight Rider (1982)

19 Michael, your logic, in this case, is totally illogical, and yet it's absolutely correct. This is just amazing. -No, KITT. It's just human.

Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff), Kitt (William Daniels) in Knight Rider (1982)

20 Honking in a tunnel. Really, Michael, I fail to see the point. -KITT, it's an American tradition. Like raising your hands on a roller coaster.

Kitt (William Daniels), Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) in Knight Rider (1982)