Jack Black: 72 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jack Black, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.

Jack Black as Po; Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

2 Curse you, Sharkslayer!

As Lenny in Shark Tale

3 I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.

Jack Black as Po; Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

4 You're going way too far. -Actually, he hasn't gone far enough. -Exactly. -What?

As Lenny in Shark Tale

5 Don't judge me!

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

6 If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree.

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

7 Must drink, so I can throw something up!

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

8 Okay. I will tell you. I'm... I'm a vegetarian.

As Lenny in Shark Tale

9 Ah. Hey, a bed! Oh! Oh, yeah. That's good. Oh, that's heaven. Yeah. Oh, snuggly, buggly, wuggly.

As Lenny in Shark Tale

10 Pop! Put the shrimp down!

As Lenny in Shark Tale