Jack Black Movie Quotes & Lines – 72 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Jack Black, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

2 Curse you, Sharkslayer!

As Lenny in Shark Tale

3 I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

4 Don't judge me!

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

5 You're going way too far. -Actually, he hasn't gone far enough. -Exactly. -What?

As Lenny in Shark Tale

6 Must drink, so I can throw something up!

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

7 If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree.

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

8 Okay. I will tell you. I'm... I'm a vegetarian.

As Lenny in Shark Tale

9 Pop! Put the shrimp down!

As Lenny in Shark Tale

10 Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda