Jack Black Movie Quotes & Lines – 72 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Jack Black, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

2 Curse you, Sharkslayer!

As Lenny in Shark Tale

3 I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

4 Don't judge me!

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

5 You're going way too far. -Actually, he hasn't gone far enough. -Exactly. -What?

As Lenny in Shark Tale

6 Must drink, so I can throw something up!

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

7 If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree.

As Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

8 Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

9 The Wuxi Finger Hold!

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

10 The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking.

As Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda