197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 Say, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L-2404?

Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson in Fargo

22 No! Gimme! It's my woodpile! I saw it first! -That's no woodpile! That's my house! -No, it's firewood!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

23 You're a legend in the city. Living by day instead of night.

Vincent Price as Dr. Robert Morgan in The Last Man on Earth (1964)

24 Look, look, we're still in business. We've still got 2 bucks left.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

25 I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

Dennis Haysbert as Cerrano in Major League (1989)

26 That's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-assed mountain boys.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator (1987)

27 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

Marvin Miller as Robby The Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956)

28 I like serving the Lord. Hiking. Play volleyball.

Ana De La Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

29 I could be wrong, but I believe Diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

30 He put creatures in our bodies to control our minds.

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan