192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 3

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 It was a drink that killed him. -How awful. He was an alcoholic? -No. He was hit by a Guinness truck. So, it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

22 Oh, my, we've fallen into a deep, dark pit. -So? -Don't you remember, Papa dear? You're allergic to deep, dark pits. -Oh, yeah. Achoo!

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

23 Say, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L-2404?

Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson in Fargo

24 You're a legend in the city. Living by day instead of night.

Quote from The Last Man on Earth (1964)

25 Look, look, we're still in business. We've still got 2 bucks left.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

26 I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

Dennis Haysbert as Cerrano in Major League (1989)

27 That's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-assed mountain boys.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator (1987)

28 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

Marvin Miller as Robby The Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956)

29 I like serving the Lord. Hiking. Play volleyball.

Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

30 I could be wrong, but I believe Diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy