197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

31 How could I have been so completely wrong? I have led the entire human race to ruin.

Richard Hatch as Captain Apollo in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

32 Nobody has ever beat him. -But nobody has ever used the laser beam against him.

Van Williams as The Green Hornet in The Green Hornet (1966)

33 How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?

John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

34 What kind of music do you usually have here? -We got both kinds. We got country and western.

Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blue in The Blues Brothers (1980)

35 My father always drinks a power potion before he makes love.

Ornella Muti as Princess Aura in Flash Gordon (1980)

36 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

37 The last few months, we've been so busy. Our kung fu has deteriorated. From tomorrow, I must practice hard. I must have my revenge.

Kuan Tai Chen as Hung Hsi-Kuan in Executioners From Shaolin (1977)

38 Every room has its sympathetic vibration, a note that will shatter glass like the great Caruso did with his voice. The note for this room should be F-sharp above high C.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

39 I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

40 Here, here. Here, take this. It's a sad pill to neutralize the laughing gas. Ha-ha-ha! It'll clear our minds.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)