196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

31 He put creatures in our bodies to control our minds.

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

32 Made us say lies, do things. But we beat him. He thought he controlled us, but he did not.

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

33 Sir, it is difficult. I... I try to obey, but...

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

34 There is no bathroom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

35 He was a model for us all. A gorilla to remember.

Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius in Planet of the Apes (1968)

36 Behold, as a wild _ in the desert go I forth to my work.

Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck in Dune (1984)

37 This obelisk is of your hardest stone. Kick it.

Kyle Maclachlan as Paul Atreides Muad Dib in Dune (1984)

38 Oh, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my _ with no teeth.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

39 How could I have been so completely wrong? I have led the entire human race to ruin.

Richard Hatch as Captain Apollo in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

40 Nobody has ever beat him. -But nobody has ever used the laser beam against him.

Van Williams as The Green Hornet in The Green Hornet (1966)

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

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