200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 4

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31 He was a model for us all. A gorilla to remember.

Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius in Planet of the Apes (1968)

32 Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

William Sasso as Chet Walters in Beverly Hills Ninja

33 Oh, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my _ with no teeth.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

34 Here, here. Here, take this. It's a sad pill to neutralize the laughing gas. Ha-ha-ha! It'll clear our minds.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

35 How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?

John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

36 Not too fast, Robin. In good Batclimbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

37 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

38 What kind of music do you usually have here? -We got both kinds. We got country and western.

Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blue in The Blues Brothers (1980)

39 No! Your thoughts are wrong.

Bruce Lee as Li Tsung in Longstreet

40 Why are you so late? -I watched the puppet show last night, and it finished late.

Quote from Dragon on Shaolin Tower