10 Quotes by Captain Byron Hadley (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: December 1, 2019

Find and rate the best quotes by Captain Byron Hadley, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

2 Oh, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my _ with no teeth.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

3 You eat when we say you eat! You _ when we say you _, and you piss when we say you piss.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

4 If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary! Every last mother_er in here!

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

5 I ain't gonna count to three. I'm not not even gonna count to one. You will shut the _ up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

6 What the christ is this happy horse _?

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

7 Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe enough to buy a new car. And then what? I've got to pay tax on the car. Repair, maintenance, goddamn kids pestering me to take 'em for a ride all the time

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

8 I tell you. Uncle Sam! He puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit till it's purple.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

9 That's it. Step aside, this _er's having himself an accident.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

10 Drink up while it's cold, ladies.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

10 Quotes by Captain Byron Hadley (Sound Clips)

1 What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

2 Oh, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my _ with no teeth.

3 You eat when we say you eat! You _ when we say you _, and you piss when we say you piss.

4 If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary! Every last mother_er in here!

5 I ain't gonna count to three. I'm not not even gonna count to one. You will shut the _ up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!

6 What the christ is this happy horse _?

7 Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe enough to buy a new car. And then what? I've got to pay tax on the car. Repair, maintenance, goddamn kids pestering me to take 'em for a ride all the time

8 I tell you. Uncle Sam! He puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit till it's purple.

9 That's it. Step aside, this _er's having himself an accident.

10 Drink up while it's cold, ladies.

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