What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Captain Byron Hadley (Clancy Brown)

5 seconds sound clip from the The Shawshank Redemption movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I had your mother. She wasn't that great.

- What the christ is this happy horse shit?

- He took the Lord's name in vain. I'm telling the Warden.

- You'll be tell him with my baton up your ass!

- You got to let me out of here!

- What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

- Please... I ain't supposed to be here. Not me!

- I ain't gonna count to three. I'm not not even gonna count to one. You will shut the fuck up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!

- Shut up, man. Shut up.

- There's been a mistake! You don't understand! I'm not supposed to be here!

[...]